He’s just a bit bigger than my head.
Shoulder baby
July 13, 2008 by jerknerdMemorial Day fun
July 12, 2008 by jerknerd
I find your comment surprising, to say the least
I can’t whistle, but I can look as cool as someone who can whistle
Yeah, my dad’s a dumb goofball, but I love him anyway.
No, it’s way in the back, I think it’s a fruit fly.
Duh, Mr. Snail, what does “potato” mean?
Why, that piece of gossip is shocking AND amusing
I thought this cool-assed hat would make me look thinner, but I can still see my gut.
You Better Work!
March 20, 2008 by jerknerdGribble got a modelling agent (seriously!), so I wanted to showcase his chameleonic abilities.
He can play “big-headed baby.”
Queer-Eye-style snob
“You paid WHAT for those shoes?”
More to come!
Wild Wild West
January 25, 2008 by jerknerdGriffin took a trip to Arizona, to see Aunt Laura. Here are the details of his adventure so far: he took a bath and sat in his bebe pod. See pictures below.
It’s unnatural how much this baby likes baths.
“I don’t feel any smarter. Maybe this brain cream doesn’t work. Plus, I think it’s giving me a unibrow.”
”The Poohbah has spoken. Now, to eat my hand.”
“When I have teeth, I’m gonna eat the hell out of you, green cookie.”
That sucker’s cute! Thank God he gets his looks from his mom.
Pixtures!
January 14, 2008 by jerknerd
“Mmm, this cat is delicious” – “Ouch, this baby is eating me!”
“I smell it too, it wasn’t me.”
“Chef Poophat always refers to himself in third person. You’re the snob.”
“I’m not actually a cat. This is a costume.”
“Santa Power!”
Kid can’t handle his bourbon.
“Don’t touch the baby. He’s asleep.”
“What’s that, Mr. Lizardturtle?”
“Who’s got a fat, round head? Me? Get outta here!”
“Repeat that?”
“Hilarious”
“Cripes, I’m excited!”
Guess which one’s Griffin
Harry Potter, pre-scar.
Me and my baby boy.
Yelly Griffin
January 10, 2008 by jerknerd
